In honor of the 450th birthday of William Shakespeare, a Shakespeare-Star Wars mash-up:
Vader: – Thou knave!
With thy last breath hear thou this word: if this
Is but a cons’lar ship, then where is the
ambassador? [Rebel Leader 1 dies] Commander, prithee go!
Rend thou this ship apart until the plans
Are found, and bring me any passengers —
Upon they life, I want them brought alive!
Act I, Scene 2, William Shakespeare’s Star Wars: Verily, A New Hope, by Ian Doescher.